Paying homage to Colbert (though for the record dpnation existed before colbertnation)..
On Notice		Dead to me
- myspace - United Airlines - Blogger - motivational seminars - SportsCenter - talking animals - fake accents - Cobb Pkwy - Sandals Resort commercials with awful 80s song covers. - Beckham haters - Boy Scouts		- HeadOn commercials - MTV.com - John Mayer - Mac vs. PC commercials - people in the background of tv shows waving to the camera (ESPN, today show, etc) - Miami Heat - Toby Keith - Graduate Management Admissions Test - free XL tshirts - Atkins diet - ESPN 'Who's Now' segment - stalkers
To do		Cross this off the list - Done!
- become a cartoon - eat a fried Twinkee - saki bombing - franchise 7-11 in Georgia - go to Kelly's @ 'Nova - world domination with Evil Molly and the Army Whore - get my own Nike commercial - podium girl - cold fusion		- make the front page of the Philly Inquirer - eat dog biscuit - cut off on the bus on the way to sorority formal - compete in national championship - run for my life from the cops in Tennessee - attend AA meeting - hitchhike - make the Wonkette (see here and here) - attend National Championship basketball game - eat entire row of peeps at once - Airborne tablet - not dissolved
Props
- Wikipedia - Wired Magazine - wireless TiVo - WordPress - baby polarbear footage in German